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Week 1

Kitten Got Evicted
Day 08 Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:00pm
Evicted and managed to lose the housemates 9k off the prize total by refusing to go till ' prompted ' after asking ' it's up to you guys '. Good work Ms Rebel. Bye ! Read this story
Discuss this story on the forum : Kitten Out, Another Kitten Thread, the kitten is out of the bag, You Can Mourn For Kitten Here

Michelle and Stuart are in Bed - Snogging and ' Stuff ' ... At Least You've Kept Your Pants On
Day 08 Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:34pm
Following the ' Filthy Dirty Sex Tawk / I'm your back door man, the men DO know but the little girls DON'T understaaaaaaaand / Ham Shank ' chat, and after watching Michelle seduce him for an hour under the duvet in the living room, with slow sensuous hand stroking etc, and beginning to think he was either dead inside or gay, the action perked up a bit ( pfnarr ) when they moved to the bedroom ... Read this story
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Filthy Dirty Sex Tawk / I'm your back door man, the men DO know but the little girls DON'T understaaaaaaaand / Ham Shank
Day 07 Thu Jun 03, 2004 7:00pm
It's late and the housemates chat turns to matter of sex, Dan explains what heterosexual men get out of sleeping with him, the male g-spot, Jason talks about his liking for beads, Kitten talks about her experiences with straight women, sex toys, ... and other tawdry talk ... Read this story
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Victor tells off Kitten / Kittens Spaghetti Bollocknese / Emmas New Career
Day 07 Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:51am
A bit of a lame update but heyho ... So Kitten has been for a bit of a lie down for an hour or so. She's talking to Victor in the Kitchen ....' I can't believe you played into their hands, they'll probably kick someone else out and everyone will blame you ' says Victor - they chat a bit more - Kitten ' I will not be used like that ' then she starts with spag bollocks ... Read this story
Discuss this story on the forum : After I've left here I'm going to go on 18-30s, Moany moan spaghetti moan, Victor ' telling off ' Kitten now

Three Strikes and Someones Out - Emma tells Kitten she's selfish
Day 07 Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:00pm
As Big Brother promised, when Kitten got her final warning Big Brother stated that a housemate was to be evicted. Kittens foot stompy 12-year old angst reaction was ' They're shitting on me ' BOO HOOS. Emma grabbed a clue from wherever and responded with some of these choice comments: Read this story
Discuss this story on the forum : Good one Emma - Points to the ' dippy ' one - she ' tells off ' Kitten, Soo the third warning has been issued., Naughty Kitty, I'm so sick of Kitten

Look at like a graph of it - Stuarts theory of reincarnation
Day 04 Sun May 30, 2004 10:15pm
Stuart - 'I mean.. if you look at like a graph of it.. and you take like the number of people that have ever been like since the beginning of time.. and you've got that total there.. and you total the amount of people now.. it's equal. So it's like, yunno is everybody in a new body sort of thing now?' Read this story
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REVOLUTION !!! - Kitten tries to make the housemates rebel over the suitcases
Day 04 Sun May 30, 2004 9:00pm
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You won't be getting your suitcase - Kitten ' reacts ', Kitten is called into the diary room after being told she isn't getting her suitcase.
Day 02 Sat May 29, 2004 5:45pm
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You won't be getting your suitcase nominations / Kitten, in the jacuzzi, with the self destruct button
Day 02 Sat May 29, 2004 5:00pm
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The inmates are in the asylum ...
Day 01 Fri May 28, 2004 7:06pm
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