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The housemates are waiting in the garden for the task instructions
and discuss what it could possibly involve.
 Marco
' I think it's a word ... and someone else has to stand and guess
what the word is '
Jason says the one that is the conundrum is going to be the
easiest and they should bet 6 grand on it.
 Shell
appears to be wearing shorts made for a 9 year old.
Nadia reads out the first laminate explaining the Human Conundrum
task.
" oh oh oh I'll stand in the grass " says Victor, volunteering to
be the conundrum guesser.
The other housemates put on their sandwich boards and stand in
line.
 Victor
tries to guess ... ' shit ' he says ... then he makes the housemates
change position in a vain attempt to make the word magically appear.
The ' clack-on ' goes and Victor says ' argghhh '.
' What's the word ' says Michelle, and Victor mumbles ' Trappunkt
'.
Failure. Big Brother announces the word is ' bankrupt ' and the
housemates all go ' arghhh, ahhh '.
Victor keeps makin ' awwhawhaw ' noises and Jason says ' That's a
grand, that's cool, that's a grand '. Michelle keeps saying ' That's
fine, that's fine '.
Big Brother announces the next task ' Human Skittles '.
Michelle, Victor and Jason run over to the cage-ball and Michelle
eagerly clambers in. Dan helps Jason on with his gloves. Victor
continues to berate himself for failing to get the conundrum ' Don't
worry it's done now ' says Michelle.
 They
have two minutes to roll Michelle around the course knocking over
the skittles. Victor and Jason work out their strategy and roll
Michelle around, knocking down all the skittles, huffing and puffing
as they go and winning the task.
The housemates all ' whooop ' and cheer.
Big Brother tells the housemates to removed Michelle from the
cage ' Carefully. Remove Me. ' she says.
 And
it's onto the ' shocker ' part of the Saturday Task, the ' Human
Buzzer '.
Shell puts on the helmet with a metal hoop in the top, while the
other housemates hold her up off the ground and move her along
the metal ' course ', not allowing the hoop to touch the metal. The
are successful. Hurrah ! They all high-five each other.
They try and work out how much they have lost of the cash prize.
' So how much is that now then ' says Nadia
' What's that, um 74 grand ' says Victor
' Not bad ' says Shell
' We only lost 3 grand ' says Dan
' That's a record for us ' says Shell
' I knooooow ' says Nadia
The housemates move to the sofa on Big Brothers command and are
told by BB ' Housemates staked 3 thousand pounds on the Human
Conundrum test, this test was failed. Housemates therefore lost 3
thousand pounds. '
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I didn't want it anyway ' says Stuart joking about, ' Nah too much
money ' says Michelle.
BB ' Housemates staked one thousand pounds on the human skittles
test, this test was passed '
They all cheer.
BB ' Housemates staked six thousand pounds on the Human Buzzer
test, this test was passed '
They cheer.
BB '... the total prize fund stands at 74 thousand pounds '.
Ahmed then discusses offering to help the winner of Big Brother sue over the prize fund.
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