The
housemates were issued the following instructions via a laminate:
" Housemates must divide into two groups of five.
Each member of the group must impersonate one member of the other
group. No two housemates can impersonate the same housemate.
One
production must be in the style of a Period Drama Film, the other
production must be in the style of a Sci-Fi Movie.
Each production must be based on housemates' time in the Big Brother
House.
The duration of each group's production will be four minutes.
Each member of the group shall have a speaking part.
Each
group will stage their production for the other group when Big
Brother requests them to do so.
All Housemates must participate.
Housemates must now begin to prepare their productions.
In one hour's time Big Brother will give Housemates materials to
make props to enhance their productions.
Housemates
will be required to perform their productions in two hours time. "
So they begin to plan their productions ...
Michelle
will narrate one, and Shell the other.
The groups are: Stuart, Michelle, Vanessa, Jason and Marco will go
intergalactic and Victor, Shell, Nadia, Ahmed and Dan will be having
their periods.
They are preparing for tonights performance.
Vanessa fashions a nice pair of boobs for Marco from some egg
boxes and tapes them onto him with sellotape ( that's gonna hurt
later when they have to take it off ... ) and makes him a
silver foil boob tube, while Jason looks on suspiciously.
Jason says he is quite happy just wearing the elbowpads he says,
no eggbox bra for him then, while Vanessa improvises a silver foil
material dress and cape for herself, and plans to make herself look
evil with her make-up. Michelle offers her some glittery eyeshadow.
The boys have long sticks which resemble broom handles that
appear to be ' light sabres '.

Jason looks particularly uncomfortable as the other boys put on
their make-up, tho he has his two light-sabres for protection from
any possible eggbox bra attempts.
Michelle
is in charge of making antenna for the boys from coloured pipe
cleaners. Michelle applies Stuarts make-up while he stares into her
eyes ...
The boys run around playing with their light sabres.
" In a far off galaxy there is a low budget production starring
... [ names housemates they are playing ] " .... says Michelle as
they begin their dress rehearsal. They break into singing YMCA.
" We should cover you in black face paint " says Stuart about
Jason who is playing Victor.
 "
That's controversial .... slightly controversial ... " says
Michelle.
Quite.
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