It's party time !
The girls are told by Big Brother to enter the house and
hide under the table, with their heads poking through
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The housemates leave the bedroom and enter the living room
to be greeted by a spread of food and wine, they all express
their happiness at this and Nadia decides to have a look
under one of the lids ... much screaming as Emma is revealed
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Some of the housemates are struck dumb with surprise and
delight at The Lively Girls return ... |
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Victor turns and walks away |
Jason is just *so pleased* to see them |
I just like this picture of Jason, he
stands like the little girl who lost at pass the parcel |
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  Lots
of ' Oh My Gods ' ... Michelle explains they have been in a
bedsit watching movies, that no-one was evicted and that the
public voted them into the bedsit. Shell looks genuinely
pleased to see them, and Stuart gives Emma a big hug before
collapsing on the floor.Victor looks *oh so happy *
Emma immediately runs to the booze ' where's the fucking
alcohol ' and gets some open, and Shell opens a bottle too. |
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Some of the housemates simply cannot contain their joy
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The housemates continue to ask the girls what they know,
Emma says she just knows Vanessa and Dan are up for
eviction. Vanessa hugs Emma and say ' I'm so glad you're
back mate '. Marco and Nadia keep hugging each other.
Vanessa says to Emma ' honestly I have missed you so much, I
have seriously so missed you '. |
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A few minutes later ... |
 Emma
takes Marco and Nadia into the bedroom and explains that
they have seen what's been going on, and that Victor and
Jason have been bitching and plotting etc, and how the
reason Dan had so many cigarettes was because Michelle and
Emma shared their cigarettes with him, Emma is clear to get
the point across she was pissed off at Dan about this
selfish behaviour, when Nadia was in such visible need of
nicotine.Both are shocked at all the revelations.
' You do not say fuck all ' says Emma. |
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in the living room Michelle tells Stuart that they have been
watching the housemates ...' don't act shocked or
anything, but I'm going to tell you the truth ... '
She explains.
His brain works fast to collate this new information. |
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Jason is sat in the mudroom by himself repeatedly saying
fuck, in his white bath robe having changed out of his
pantomime dame outfit. In the living room Stuart has
accidentally spilled a glass of wine on Shell, and they joke
about it to Victor, ' eat my shit ' Shell says to Stuart
giving him the two finger salute. Victor leaves.
 Jason
and Victor are both in the mudroom now, Victor,
tho wearing his clown make-up has ditched his outfit too.
They are attempting to break the world record for the number
of ' fucks ' and ' fucking hells ' spoken in a minute.
Victor nearly wears a hole in the carpet from his pacing.
Jason talks about possibly walking.
They discuss the newly re-arrived housemates in less than
pleasant terms. Jason talks about them being ' fucking mugs
with fucking silly wigs on '. Victor talks about his cold
showers.
Victor does some odd gestures including simulating a
blow-job and sticking his tongue in and out rapidly,
simulating what I assume is cunnilingus, while referring to
Michelle and Stuart and how Stuart had said to Michelle how
he had missed her.
They are very very annoyed, tho Victor is taking it more
lightly than Jason. They discuss how their plan is ruined.
How they are back to the start, and generally act like two
people locked in the bitter barn. It is at this point the
members of our board start our countdown..
Never mind Ahmedgeddon - Let's countdown to Jason losing the
plot - OH SHIT - IT GETS SERIOUS.
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only funny moment is when Emma comes in, and attempts to
tease Victor by saying stuff including that ' he only talks
to good-looking girls '. She leaves, and Victor points to
the ' window ' and says ' Do you hear the guys back there
... they're fucking killing themselves '. Apparently behind
the glass the cameramen simply can't contain themselves and
are laughing hysterically. They both laugh.
Jason says ' what was I fucking thinking about fucking
walking ' as he decides not to leave.
Stuart comes in some minutes later. Jason says ' remember
what side your bread is buttered on amigo '. They chat for a
while, with Stuart declaring his affinity to the JC's (
Jungle Cats ) several times. Shell joins them for short time
and talks about how she is glad to see the Lively Girls back
in the house. She doesn't make any comments about what Jason
is saying to her, ie, not very nice things about the girls
having returned, but she does say ' I'd much rather you'd be
honest [than not tell me how you are feeling] ' to him ' I'm
so glad Emmas back particularly because I've missed her
singing immensely '. She chats a bit more about also missing
Michelle, how she will miss Vanessa if she leaves.
Meanwhile the food fight is in progress in the living room.
Emma comes into the mudroom, covered in remants of the food
fight. Shell looks at her and says ' what's been going on
... holy shit ', and leaves the mudroom. Jason is left
alone in the mudroom where he paces and swears to himself.
Excited screaming is heard from the living room. he looks
out of the mudroom door into the garden, comes back in and
starts swearing to himself some more. |
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in the living room Shell and the lipstick bitches are
playing around. Nadia grabs Shells skirts and Shell screams
excitedly, laughing. Vanessa is also present, standing
watching.The lipstick bitches are covered in food, as is
the floor.
Jason appears at the doors leading into the garden. He
looks in, not looking happy, then turns and walks back into
the garden.
 Nadia,
Marco and Emma then tear off each others clothes, and scream
with laughter.
Vanessa looks on laughing ( but looking uncomfortable ). |
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and Victor are in the garden talking about the food fight
and the arrival of the girls some more.Back in the living
room Emma ( now in bra and thong ) looks at her arse in the
mirror and says ' I've got my knickers on inside out '. They
talk about cleaning up in the morning.
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Michelle and Stuart are in the living room, where Michelle
tells Stuart some more about what they have seen and heard
... ' Honestly you wouldn't believe it '
Stuart continues to process this information. They embrace and have a bit of a kiss, [/dermot] with their eyes closed [/dermot] |
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Emma, Marco and Nadia then have a water fight with the
hoses, Jason and Victor look on and Victor shouts to ' get
your tits out get your tits out for the boys ' at Emma ( now
dress in shorts and a top ) that she should do so because
it's her ' first night back ', he repeats his ' tits out '
chant. The boys laugh. The lipgloss crew chase Jason and
Victor with the hoses and they run into the mudroom, Emma
follows and sprays some water into the mudroom. Victor is
laughing as he gets sprayed with water and mentions about it
' being a laugh.] ( he may have said Emma being a laugh ).
Jason laughs for a second.
 Victor
leaves, and the water fight continues outside with Victor
joining in, as Jason checks himself out in the mirror in the
mudroom and adjusts his baseball hat.
Jason walks thru the garden, laughing as he avoids Victor
trying to spray him.
Victor carries on spraying around, and Emma stands still
as he sprays her a lot with the two hoses he now holds, she
wiggles her arse.
Emma goes into the living room while Victor heads for the
bedroom. |
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Vanessa, Jason and Victor are in the bedroom, having a
similar discussion to the one Jason and Victor had in the
mudroom earlier. None are happy the girls are back.
Vanessa bleats on about the waste of food, how she is South
African and it appalls her, as we detailed on
this thread as it happened. |
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hard partying continues, Vanessa sits and complains a lot in
the bedroom as Shell takes a dip in the Jacuzzi with the
Lipgloss Bitches and Dan ( who is fully dressed sat in the
jacuzzi in his robin hood outfit ). Michelle chats to Shell,
Shell is pleased to see her back. Stuart comes outside.It
appears that he tries to say something about what she told
him earlier and she is smiling a lot but going ' baby baby
baby ' [ as if to say shhhh to stop him giving the game away
to Shell or Dan who are in hearing distance ].
 Dan
lifts Emma up and drags her back into the jacuzzi. They are
all laughing.
Victor comes out and briefly chats to them.
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but as we all know .... there's trouble t'mill ahead ... The Fight |
