The girls are giggling like mad as they watch the action unfold in the garden ...

Jason and Vanessa are ' embracing ' as she gently strokes his thigh

Michelle ' If you want to kiss each other just kiss each other ... there's no point in not ...

Vanessa ' I can't say anything can I'

Jason ' no '

They ' peck ', and giggle and chitchat

' that was a nice kiss ' he says

 ' you think so ' she asks

' yeah it was great ' he says

 ' it was a bit quick ' she says '

' was it a bit quick '  he says

' alright it was too quick ' he says and reaches for her again

they embrace and he pecks her again

' it was too quick ' he says ' it was too quick '

' shut up ' she says

' big brother it was too quick ' he says

' shut up jay ' she whispers

they embrace some more.

' awwwww ' says Michelle

They ' embrace ' some more and she makes sighing sounds, they're both stroking each other, he is kissing her neck, they giggle.

They stand up and move across the garden. She smacks him on the arse.

Michelle ' Has he tho, I don't think he has actually ' ( WHAT CAN SHE MEAN EH ). Both the girls stare intensely at the screen.

More sighing and stroking from the garden as they embrace some more... LOTS of sighing, heavy breathing and nuzzling.

MUCH more heavy breathing as he kisses her neck, and she kisses his neck.

Emma ' hhhhhhhhhhhhhuh ... ahhh ... it's so hard '

Michelle ' what is  '

Emma ' shut up ... meant the breathing '

Michelle ' I didn't hear the breathing '

giggles.

MORE AND MORE heavy breathing as he kisses her neck, and she kisses his neck. Victor spies on them thru the window, grinning.

The heavy breathing continues as he nibbles her some more. They have their eyes closed and there's mucho stroking of backs and arms as the heavy sighing and nibbling continues.

she moves her hand down his back, over his arse, and moves up his shorts ...

Michelle ' She HAHAHAHAHAH '

Hysterical laughter from both girls.

Emma ' Ooooh she wants to rip his clothes off '

Emma laughs some more

Michelle ' Shag or fight ... '

and it's back to the garden for yet more stroking, embracing and heavy breathing, MUCH intaking of breath. He's kissing her neck again, as they rock side to side in each others arms. She's feeling his arse, and breathing very heavily.

Emma ' come on you're boring me now, get to the ... '

Michelle ' I know ... '

Michelle ' for gods sake ' [places hands on head] ' duhhhhhhh '

Emma ' her hand ... where's her hand '

yet even more heavy breathing and sighing and nuzzling in the garden, as Marco and Victor spy from the living room.

Michelle ' ... and Victor '

Emma ' shhh ... shhh ... '

They break their embrace

Vanessa ' it's going to end up in a fight, you know that ... '

Jason ' no fights '

Giggles. More embracing. More neck kissing and full-on nuzzling.

MUCHO heavy breathing.

Emma ' I'm right '

Michelle ' I'm on there jimmy ... see  '

Hysterical laughter.

Michelle ' is he ...'

Emma ' shhhh '

and yes, we're back to the garden for yet more embracing, heavy sighing and nuzzling, lots of intakes of breath and arse feeling from Vanessa as she kisses his shoulder  ...

Michelle ' He must be having some kind of ... '

Emma ' get in that room ... get in that room ... '

Michelle ' Just kiss ... honestly ... it would feel magical if you did ...'

Still embracing and nuzzling in the garden

Vanessa - ' I'm really glad that we're friends ....'

' mmmmmmmppphhh ' she says as he kisses her neck some more '

more heavy breathing, sighing and mmmmmmmmmphing.

she mumbles about the cameras watching them 24/7

he pecks her on the cheeks. ' like they do in France ' he says.

giggling from her, more heavy breathing.

Michelle ' he keeps trying to kiss her but she keeps giving .... are they kissing ? '

Emma ' It's on the neck '

Michelle ' oh yeah '

Michelle ' I suggest that you kiss each other on the lips '

and we're back to the smoochy heavy breathing, arse feely, arm stroking embracing again

mad clapping ...

Emma ' She wants her hair pulling '

Jason ' im sure we can go on a little date  '

Vanessa ' hey  ? '

Jason ' i'm sure we can go on a little date when we get out of here '

Vanessa ' I hope so '

Jason ' Leeds and Manchesters quite close '

Vanessa ' yeah it's not too far '

Jason ' I'd like that it would be good '

Vanessa ' yeah '

Jason ' If that's alright with you '

Vanessa ' M'kay  ... that's ok ... don't take me to like any burger joint or '

Jason ' I'll have 8 weeks pay ... I'm planning on being here for 8 weeks  '

Vanessa ' Serious ? '

Jason ' Cos I enjoyed your little chat last night ... it was inspirational '

Vanessa ' I'm so scared of ... after three weeks ... '

Jason ( as Marco and Stuart watch from the Living Room ) ' I'm not going to even discuss nominations but I'll give you at least 7 weeks '

Vanessa ' You think  ? '

Jason [ intensely ]' oh yeah '

Vanessa ' I think thats why I could not .. [ gestures between the two of them ] cos it spoils the .. '

He nods ' 7 weeks '

Vanessa ' You think '

Jason ' Phuuur ... easy [ plays with his hat ] ... easy 7 weeks '

Emma ' ...shhh .... '

Jason ' hey ... England forever ' he says to Stuart who is walking to the bedroom.

Stuart out of earshot now.

Jason ' yeah I'll think you'll be here for 8 weeks ...

Michelle ' They're going to sit in that little love shack '

Emma ' shhh... listen '

Michelle ' tell them Emma ... tell them '

Emma [ makes dismissive gesture with hands] ' ... no ...'

and we're back to the garden for more of the smoochy embracing

Jason ' You'll be going like 'chicken won chicken won ... [looks around] there's no cameras here is there ' as he guides her round the garden ... there's none there [looks for cameras]... see '

Michelle ' what ? '

Emma ' Go in that little room '

Michelle ' You're right next to it ... [gestures with hand] that way... that way '

Jason ' I'll have 8 and if I get 8 I'll be thinking ... '

Vanessa ' depend how ... '

Jason ' depends .. like see how I came in with a bowtie and a thong ... I would have got a strong following just from that ... '

Hysterical laughter

' monging ' gesture from Emma

Emma ' shhh '

Vanessa ' yeah well I '

Jason ' ... flamboyancy ... '

Vanessa ' I know guys that do things like that ...'

Jason ' but do you know what I mean, so .. I've done sort of quite well  ... but I've been boring the last few weeks tho ... '

Vanessa ' yeah you have '

Jason ' so I shall up my game '

She sits on the side of the hottub as he gets very close again and does some kind of ' fertility ' hop from foot to foot.

Emma ' We're near there ... one of those windows '

Michelle ' We're not near one of those windows at all '

Vanessa ' the thing is with me I like to tell it how it is '

Jason ' it's like Victor was saying we were talking ... Vanessa is like a good looking chick ... she's not like the best looking chick in the world but it's her feistiness that's gives her the extra ... '

Vanessa ' Really '  [ Mrs L comment - TOTALLY FISHED IN NOW EH VAN ? ] ... aww thanks ... giggles ... '

Jason ' You're a good looking woman but you're not like the best looking chick in the world but your feistiness takes you up there '

Vanessa ' Really ? '

Jason ' Oh yeah ' says Jason [ MrsL comment - with much sincerity :rolleyes: ]

Jason ' Cos you've got a great attitude '

Vanessa ' You think ? '

Jason ' it's like one of those attitudes where anything is possible .. and that gives you that extra ... you just open your mouth and it's like your accent and your chat and all that that's what makes you so attractive  ... you're so strong '

Vanessa ' seriously ? '

Emma ' you can see the falseness ... he's not even good looking ... uck ... '

Michelle ' he's not .. good body ... that's true ... but he's not '

Emma ' Victor asked me questions and he said which one would you say is most like good looking and I said like Jay, but it was more personality wise '

Michelle ' right '

Emma ' Do you know what I mean .. his body is a bit too big for me but his face is out of the equation '

Michelle ' mmm '

Vanessa is talking ... then ...

Jason ' Why do you think [ Michelle and Emma ] were evicted ... forget secret rooms ... '

Michelle starts to talk

Emma ' SHUTUP '

Jason ' You got the same songs, the same laughter, the same shit every day ... with you it's like you can be quite cool and mature and laid back '

[ mrs l - pass the fucking trowel eh so you can lay it on thicker, thicky]

Michelle ' ehhhhhhhh! '

Emma ' shhhhh '

They both sit open mouthed staring in silence

Jason ' if you heard Marcos seal noises every single day ... is that it ... is that all he's got to offer '

Vanessa ' yeah '

Jason ' You've got like something different every day '

Michelle [ laughs ] ' what's he got to offer '

Emma [ gets up on bed ] ' oooh ... ohhhh [ indignantly]'

Michelle ' take your ... '

Emma ' First of all, sort that [something] out '

Michelle ' If you hear someone say that they're bored everyday ... what have they got to offer '

Emma 'What you got to offer '

Michelle ' shh shh shhh '

Vanessa ' I think Michelle quite um had issues '

Jason ' I think Michelle thought that because you were single and all that, and I don't think she was sort of totally convinced that Stuart might have a fancy for you and stuff and so she kept checking you out and that ... I noticed she kept having a look at you ... '

Vanessa ' Oh yeah she always did '

Jason ' ... and she was like staring at you the whole night and I was like pissing myself ...'

Vanessa ' Really ? '

Jason ' she must have been sorta hurting inside [ laughs] and then when Stuart said he would just have her she was like [ makes gesture of phew ] '.

Jason ' She totally changed her way with me when I was like ... ' [ tips hat ]

Vanessa ' she came up to me and said that Big Brothers heard rumours that you aren't very comfortable about her relationship with Stuart ... so she asked me if I had a problem '

Jason ' Why would anyone get uncomfortable with it '

Vanessa ' the thing is she only asked me and Shell ... '

Jason ' Just the girls ... '

Vanessa ' No '

Jason ' Just you and Shell ? '

She nods

Emma ' shh shh '

Michelle [ shakes head in nooooo gesture ] ' argghhhh '

Emma ' shh '

Vanessa ' I said like with you and Stuart, to be honest, ' [ she says something about having fancied Jason and how she used Stuart ]

Jason [ laughs ] ' that's why I used Dan '

Emma ' That's why I used Dan !  ... you're evil [ gestures at screen ] ... and you Vanessa, don't start ...'

Michelle ' shhh '

Emma ' cos I'll have you as well '

Michelle ' well wait till I see that girl ... wait until I see that girl '

Emma ' Vanessa ... ohhhh!'

Michelle ' WAIT UNTIL I SEE THAT GIRL '

Emma ' hang on ... I'm gonna knock ...'

Michelle ' ahhh you know what you know what ... what is going on ... what is going on ...'

Emma ' we are coming back ... we are coming back ... we are going to surf the waves ... we are going to surf the waves [ dances ] '

Michelle [ laughs ] ' ... wait a minute ... '

Emma ' Watch ... Watch '

Michelle makes a kind of [ mwahaha] type noise.

Jason ' You just can't take a compliment ... do you not know you're like a beautiful looking woman ... '

Vanessa ' well no '

Jason ' Everyone has their bad days ... do you know what I mean ... you've got a couple of spots on your chin [ dismissive face gesture] '

Vanessa ' I'm really different looking to the average normal blonde girl ... cos I've got this funny face '

Jason ' You've got a perfect face '

They talk some more about spots.

Michelle does a little ' me-ist ' gesture ' and says  Compliment me, compliment me, mmmmmmm '

Emma ' Oh Jay I thought you were my friend  ... don't worry ... '

Meanwhile Vanessa plays with Jays manboobs

Jason ' remember what I looked like when I came in ... I looked striking and vibrant ... '

UH-OH HERE COMES MORE OF THE STROKING AND EMBRACING

More nauseous mutual admiration society chat.

Emma clucks ( ironically ) like a chicken and makes odd noises.

Michelle ' I'll tell you what we'll do ...'

Emma ' We'll go in and go up to them and ' [ makes seal sounds and dances in a kind of starfish meets modern dance move ]

Michelle ' and I'll tell you what I'll say what if you'd [sounds like ' got a brain ]'

Jason '.. but you ... you're so gorgeous as well ...'

Vanessa ' I feel like I've got an understanding with you ... I can read you before you say what you've got to say ... like last night '

Jason ' yeah '

He says she attractive again and a ' decent girl ', ' you don't want the nation knowing any of your business and stuff .. I'm trying hard to appreciate that for you ... I'm trying hard to not you know [ gestures ] ... even like cuddles and stuff ... but it's tough ... it's sooo hard ... soo hard ... it is it's so hard ...  so fucking hard '

Emma [ at the screen ] ' you're so false ... you go like one way then the other ...'

Michelle ' yeah yeah yeah '

Emma ' I can see right thru you ... I can see right thru you and you're gonna hurt her ... you twat ..'

more loving on huggy island

they're back to nuzzling and neck kisses.

Emma [ pacing up and down ] rambles ' I know ... I know ...'

Michelle [ sat calmy on bed ]says  ' Don't put words in my mouth ' at the screen

Emma ' He's a big part of this remember babe '

Michelle ' I know '

Emma ' He's a big part of it '

Michelle ' I know '

more loving on huggy island

more nuzzling and neck kisses.

now we have hair stroking too.

Emma [ still pacing ] ' ... I asked him if he was ginger and he said he was blonde, no '

Michelle [ excited ] ' I know ... I know ... I noticed that as well ... he totally is ginger ... there's no offence to it ... but then why say ' I'm not ginger '

Emma ' no offence to ginger people '

more loving on huggy island

more nuzzling and neck kisses.

now we have hair stroking too.

and heavy breathing.

he groans ' nooooo ... no... no no ... cos if you keep doing that I might snog you ... so don't so it '

he kisses her on the cheek

with the water dropping sounds and the focussing in by the camera movement this starts to look like a high end production soft porn movie.

she is back to the arm stroking and they are doing the heavy sighing breathing thing again

' noo ' he says

' sorry ' she says

Emma ' I can't ... you have ... you have crumbled my cookie '

Michelle ' I'm sorry but they have ... there is gonna be some arguments there ... there is going to be some arguments '

Emma [ indignant ] ' Arguments ? ... there'll be a bloody whirlwind '

Jason '  it'll be tough ... fucking tough ' [ referring to remaining restrained ] [ mrsl comment - in an unbelievable cheesy voice ]

more body contact, her breathing is getting more porn star ...

she's not stopping kissing his neck ...

more moans from her as he reciprocates ...

TOUCHDOWN !

ACTUAL TONGUAGE !

lots of horrible slurping sounds

Vanessa ' we can't we can't... fuck... fuck .. '

They continue to slurp.

Emma ' for fucks sake '

Michelle ' Me ? '

Emma ' No ' im  ... he's all like that ' shhh shh shh [ gestures ] ...'

Michelle ' Did you see the ... '

Emma ' I can't watch '

Michelle laughs.

Emma ' She's saying No No, but she is '

they stop kissing, he points to the cameras ...

Vanessa ' it's been great entertainment ' [ to the BB nation ]

back to the neck chewing as a bit of dry kind-of-humping occurs

lots of hip moving gestures and laughing from the Bedsit Girls

Emma ' Grind your body ... grind your bod-y '

They both do grindy dancey gestures.

back to the neck guzzling

Girls singing ' wind that body up ... wind that body down ... boom a shack a lack ... '

they giggle

Emma ' shhhh '

back to it again, he calls her ' Miss Sweden ' a lot

Emma ' no you've not got spots '

Michelle ' I love ya I love ya '

more neck and shoulder kisses, he is trying to give her a love-bite, much moaning from her, more dry humping

Michelle ' my word, my word '

Emma ' we've been watching every minute '

Emma in front of screen doing ' rude ' dance movements

back to cuddleland

Jason ' we have to stop ... we have to stop ... '

she murmurs ' mmmhmmmarghmmmm '

Jason ' It's not good for young Vanessas  reputation ... tho she is a good kisser ... '

Emma ' such a good kisser, oh you're so false ...'

Michelle ' oh my god hahaha '

and it's back to the tongues

Jason ' it's ok, you're on tv aren't you '

Emma to Michelle ' shhh '

Michelle - ' They didn't hear anything did they '

Emma [ dances ] ' oh feel my buns ... feel it ... '

They have stopped kissing.

Vanessa ' get your hands off my pants '

Jason ' It's on your thigh '

Michelle ' Oh My Godddd '

They stop kissing

Vanessa ' I'm going to look like the worst person out of this '

Jason ' and you kept your clothes on [ laughs ] ... and how are you going to be seen as the worst '

Emma [ indignant ] ' cos we've had our boobs out ? ... and played mud wrestling fights ... does that mean we're bad ? '

Jason ' Am I not one of the twelve chosen ones ... '

Vanessa says about girls coming off worse.

Jason ' Lets see who has got naked ... Nadia, Shell, Michelle, Kitten, ... is there any other girls ... Emma, naked in the shower ... so who is the only girl that's kept her clothes on ... '

Emma ' Ieeeeeee... who ... aww... arghhh '

Michelle ' Excuse me ...'

Emma ' I'm going to knock him out '

Michelle ' ... but you have never got your freaking clothes on ...'

Emma ' ... exactly ... '

Michelle ' Shells the only one who has got naked and if she wants to do that then, fine '

Emma is making odd gurgling tonguey sounds at the screen.

Michelle ' Oh My ... '

Jason ' They won't show you ... they show your fight and you're steely, talented ' [ he touches her nose again, he's been doing that all evening ] ... you are a good kisser tho '

more neck eating.

Jason ' Vanessa .. Big Brothers Blonde Bombshell '

Emma ' the fact I won't go naked is thats my own privacy ... '

Michelle ' even if you did ... '

Emma ' so fucking what ... what's it got to do with him ? '

yet more neck slurpage

back to the stroking and dry humping ( of sorts )

' ooohhh ' she moans ' fuck '

a  couple of mins later he says ' how good do you look in that outfit '

Michelle ' I'm sorry but I've got a problem with her now '

Emma ' I've got a big problem with him and a big problem with Victor '

Michelle ' I've got a problem with Jay as well, and obviously with Victor  ... so there's 3 on my list BB ... 3 ' [ shows 3 fingers to the camera ]

The burly scot lifts up Vanessa and carries her around the garden.

' Watch my cap young maiden ... look there's the camera '

she giggles and checks her ' skirt is alright '

Jason ' he is taking me onto the decking .. and you've crossed the threshold  ...  like on our wedding night ... such a gentleman ... look at Victor ...'

They both laugh

Jason ' Chicken Nuggets ... you going to bed ? I shall kiss you good night fair maiden '

Vanessa ' ok '

Lots of slurping sounds are heard ...

Michelle ' it's only the one camera in there ... a tiny little one '

Emma looks shocked ' ohh... '

Michelle ' Oh My God ! '

They both point at the screen

Mucho hilarious laughter.

And we return to the dry-hump-lovers, who are making out in the shower.

Much passionate sounds. She wraps her leg around him.

Giggles.

Laughter.

They leave the bathroom and she goes to bed and he goes to the living room.

Vanessa ' It looks so much worse than it really is '

He walks into the living room.

Jason repeats the ' Chicken Nuggets ... ' then says ' sizzling ... steaming ' to Victor.