After the tabletop fun they boys start singing the ' Ahmania ' Song
to the tune of D.I.S.C.O.
'
A amazing
H hero
M mega
E easy
D delirious
ooooooooooh ooooooooh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhmed '
The boys laugh ...
' Big up to the Ahmed ' says Jason. They joke some more about Ahmed.
Vanessa and Shell who have been out in the garden come back inside,
noticeably pissed off.
Shell ' It's not fuckin funny '
Jason says how he never knew it bothered them [ about Ahmed being
letchy ] and Vanessa says ' it bothers me and it bothers Shell ...
it's not a nice experience man .. '
Jason and Victor both comment ' now we know ... now we know '
'
I'll stick up for you ' says Jason
' Cool ' says Shell, who still doesn't look happy.
' I just assumed he was having a laugh ' says Marco
' Yeah.... yeah... I'm like don't come near me or otherwise I'll nut
you and he's like hahaha and everyone and it's like gross ' [
does a little ' im grossed ' dance ] ... how would anybody else like
it ...'
Nadia ' I wouldn't like it '
Shell
' no ... it's horrible '
Marco ' ... he is like a middle-aged guy right ... '
Vanessa ' it's gross man '
Marco ' No I know '
Shell
' Ahmed ... lusting ... euuuuuuuuwwwww '
[ group have a silence pause ]
Vanessa ' especially like after a girl and stuff '
Marco ' I thought it was just a laugh '
Victor mumbles something about it being a laugh.
Shell ' I know but it's horrible man '
Vanessa ' ... feel uncomfortable ... if you know ... from a girls
point of view it's like funny if it's to a guy ... but from a guy
... it's just a bit like ' right ' ... don't you think ? '
Stuart mumbles something.
Shell
' Hey all you guys you're like scratching your heads and going like
' big party poopers ' ... ok I'll go to bed '
[ Nadia laughs ]
Shell goes out of the room and towards the bedrooms.
Vanessa ' Shell don't be daft ... come here '
Nadia ' Shellllll '
[
Victor does a little ' what the fuck is her problem ' shrug and look
]
Vanessa ' it really bothers her '
Marco ' Shell should have said ... '
[ cam shows Shell in the bedroom ]
Vanessa ' it bothers her loads and it bothers me '
Victor gestures. Jason looks puzzled and interested.
Victor
' yeah but it's like it's a joke ... everyone else thought it was a
joke but now I know it's serious... '
vanessa ' ... but it's pervy ... and ... sick ... and it's not funny
... I've been in that situation and it's not funny ... it's sick ...
it's not a funny situation to be in ... '
[
does an impression of the bear stance we reported on on Friday ]
Vanessa makes ' bear groany ' noises.
Marco ' I've got to be honest ... when he came in here and said '
being in here's like a big orgasm ... I was like ... umm ummm like
...'
Victor starts speaking ' yeah yeah ..
Vanessa ' ...yeah but if you saw your girlfriend like on tv or
something and some guy was going [ makes ugly face ] yeah ... come
on ... you'd fucking boop em one ...
Jason ' ... but if he thinks it's a bit of fun tho ... '
Vanessa ' he's not funny tho ... I'm sorry ... his comedy for us
girls it's just not funny ... it might be funny to you blokes but
it's not funny to us ... because it's a bit disgraceful '
She says how Ahmed sees women as totally secondary citizens.
Jason ' You should just have a word with him '
Vanessa ' I wouldn't even be bothered to have a one to one because
he'd fuckin shout me down ... no no ... because he's always fuckin
right ... he's a dictator ... he's not even into the frame of mind
of having a conversation with a woman ... and actually opening his
mind ... of broadening his mind ... that's how I feel ... it's like
when you have an argument with Ahmed it's like you may as well not
even bother because ... he has got his ideas ... '
Victor
to group ' what did you think anyway '
Vanessa ' ... he's a dictator ... he's not going to listen and he's
not going to learn ... so that's how it is ... women are like second
class citizens in his mind ... and that's how we are ... right [
shrugs] .. so I've like small respect for that '
Jason ' Fair enough '
Vanessa ' That's just how I feel '
Jason ' I've seen it sometimes ... I don't think he realises what
he's doing ... we'll have a chat ... '
She says that she might have a problem with Ahmed because of his
background ', she says she ' disagrees with his upbringing '.
Jason ' I'll have a chat '
[ group uncomfortable silence ]
Camera focuses on Jason having a good old think.
The conversation starts up again ... Victor repeats how ' they
didn't actually know '
She says how she can see how it's funny but Shell is getting '
anguished '
Jason ' she should have mentioned it then '
Vanessa ' she goes well if you fuckin come near me I ... '
Victor ' she does that to me as well [ gestures ] '
Jason ' I'll speak to him tomorrow '
Vanessa ' ... and she means it '
Jason ' I've sensed it myself '
Vanessa ' It's really uncomfortable ... it's gross '
Jason ' if Ahmed ... from Ahmeds point of view ...'
Vanessa ' ... so fucking what ... if he's got an issue with anybody
else he brings it up ...'
Jason ' ... right ... but ... ok ... so ... you just have to say
Ahmed don't do it and he won't do it'
Vanessa ' he shouldn't even do it in the first place '
Jason ' but he doesn't even realise ... '
Victor ' ... he thinks it's a joke ... if I was having a joke ... ''
Vanessa ' ... is it really that funny ... sorry I'm not laughing ...
I don't think Shell is either ... '
Victor ' k '
Vanessa ' don't do the whole [ makes dismissive face gesture ] '
Jason ' I'm taking your point of view ... I know ... '
Vanessa ' ... it's uncomfortable ... '
Jason ' ... right ok ... '
Vanessa ' it's stressful '
Victor ' but then like for me like, I'd like to be told ...
personally ... what's going on with us is not correct ... I don't
find it funny ... it's like that '
Vanessa
' ok but the thing is ... with you ... it's a lot easier to approach
you ... '
Marco says ' fuckin hell ' and the all look towards the doors
leading into the garden ...
Victor ' you alright Dan ? '
Jason ' he has tripped on his cape ... it jammed in the door '[ Dan
] ' caped crusader trips '.
Nadia ' Oh My God '
They all laugh, Shell ( sitting with Dan ) is shrieking madly.
Vanessa says how Victor is broadminded and able to accept other
peoples idas, and that with Ahmed, to him ' how things are right and
how things are wrong ... it's black and white ... greys don't matter
especially womens ideas ... he's made one meal in the house ... he's
never washed up ... because I do feel he feels he's like beyond,
above doing stuff like that '.
Victor ' Come and have a seat Shell '
Shell ' ok '
Vanessa ' nadia how do you feel about this '
Nadia says how he doesn't do it to her.
Vanessa reiterates how she understands how Shell feels because it's
happened to her.
Shell
' it's horrible '
Vanessa ' it's intimidating '
Shell ' the thing is if he was an actual man about things it would
be fine .. if he could find a fucking spatula by himself sometimes
... he makes me feel grossed out '
Jason ' Now we know we'll ...'
Shell ' it's really funny to a point ... I can deal with fun but
then when it becomes really sort of euuuwww '
Vanessa ' disgusting and intrusive '
Shell ' yeah '
Victor ' Dan you alright mate '
[ laughter ]
Shell ' Dans cloak got caught in the bathroom door and he tried to
move away and he just went ' kachunk ' like this on his back .. '
Vanessa ' sorry to bring the downer on everybody but I'm a true
believer in like speak how you feel ... I do feel for you at times
because I can like understand that ... '
Shell ' it's really difficult sometimes to say like fuck off and I
do ... and I do ... sometimes I say to Ahmed [ gestures ] I'll
kick you in the nuts ... '
Vanessa
' Yeah ... but the guys have been saying that's a joke ... that's a
laugh ... '
Victors repeats they didn't know.
Shell ' its gross ... how would you feel if that was like some 50
year old woman lusting after you who didn't find remotely ... '
[ sound cut ]
The conversation continues with Nadia saying how it would only
happen once with her and Vanessa repeats how it isn't funny any
longer.
Victor ' you shouldn't have to feel uncomfortable '
Shell ' cool '
Marco ' you should probably have a little chat with him '
Vanessa says why the hell should Shell bother, and that he should
know better, and that most men should know better.
Stuart is still present, and has remained silent the whole time.
She mentions the word ' not racial issues ' but ' growing up issues
' she has with Ahmed and Victor immediately ' looks ' at
her, she says to him ' don't even ... not racial issues '
Vanessa [ to Victor ] ' don't take offence ... don't even ... not
racial issues ... '
Victor ' why did you say that '
Vanessa ' cos you started giving me fucking looks '
Victor ' but you just said racial issues '
Vanessa ' not even racial issues ... but like ... ummm [ starts
about women in the kitchen etc] '
Dan says the word ' culture issues ' and she says ' yeah racial
issues was the wrong word ... culture issues I'm having difficulty
with culture issues with Ahmed ...'.
Shell ' yeah '
Vanessa ' and you guys don't because you're men ... and he's
probably the ' personified male being ' woman cooks, has babies,
does all the ...
Victor ' no no no ... woah ... woah ... woah ... it's alright ...
listen .. listen ... listen ... '
Vanessa ' ... as a modern single female ... who's fighting to like
get up there ... '
Victor ' ... look look look ... to be honest yeah ... Ahmed is just
a mate ... dya know what I'm saying ... I don't look up to
Ahmed ... I think he's an interesting guy ... '
[ Vanessa makes a face ]
Victor
' ... he's got a lot of interesting points to make ... but I've got
my own dad to look up to .... do you know what I'm saying if I'm
going to look up to anyboady else ... I didn't know Shell was
feeling uncomfortable I thought they were just having a laugh ...
now I know that Shell feels uncomfortable I will take it upon myself
yeah ... unless Jay gets there before me ... to talk to Ahmed ...
and that you know ... put it across that she doesn't like it '
They discuss how it was funny at first again etc blah and that how
Vanessa wanted to protect her. Dan decides to opt out of this
political/nomination bomb and says he is going to go to bed, Vanessa
asks him for 'a hug and a leg over ' that she's ' only joking ...
he's not her type ' and he comes over and pretends to hump her as he
says goodnight.
They talk about it some more and then Jason says lets stop talking
about Ahmed, which they eventually do. |