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After
Channel 4's Boob #2, with the housemates hearing the word bedsit during
Davina's talk to the BB nation, the not-eviction results are read out ... '
in no particular order '. |
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Michelle
and Emma are not-evicted as the other housemates wave goodbye. The ' front
door ' closes and they are beckoned by a production team member along
the corridor, and enter the bedsit room. Michelle goes for a ' tinkle '
accompanied by Emma. A couple of minutes later they leave the bathroom and
check out their new abode.
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Emma runs around like a puppy during mad-hour while Michelle reads from a
laminate and tries to make it clear that if they don't shut up they could
get evicted.
' Emma, if they find out, are you listening to me ... Emma if they
find out, we face eviction, ok ... you must therefore not raise your voices
or make any undue noises ... Emma are you listening ... right ... '
She explains what discretion means to Emma.
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Emma grabs her for another hug and her boobs fall out again.
'
Emma get your boobs in '
After Emma has proved that gravity and her top are not friends some more,
they put on the headphones and start watching the other
housemates on the plasma screen.
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You'd better cry ' says Michelle when Stuart appears on the plasma screen
... ' aww chicken ... chicken ' she says and kisses the screen, while
Emma looks upset.
 In
a moment of fingers on lips synchronicity Stuarts looks worried as Michelle
watches him.
Moments later Emma hears a ' keyword ' she doesn't like ... ' Happy '
says Emma and points at the screen ... ' what ? ' says Michelle.
They carry on watching ...
Michelle ' Aww he had a tear for me ... Stuart had a tear for me '
They continue to watch the unsuspecting housemates .. |
Meanwhile
in the house, the housemates are sat around talking about what has just
happened, as Dan looks like he is doing a lot of thinking ...
Victor
says ' I didn't expect this '
Stuart talks about how he is feeling ' ... it's just like poof <makes
face and exhales> ... it's just like poof <makes face and exhales > ....'
Shell is saying about how Big Brother is ' trying to give them the
unexpected ... but they're not going to get rid of those people because ...
'
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Ahmed begins to turn into the arrogant arse we all
feared/hope he would become.
First on his scare list is Shell, he walks over towards where her and
Stuart are sitting.
Ahmed says ( in a very loud voice ) ' Shell ... now Emma's gone ...
only youuuuuuuuu ... '
Evil laugh from Ahmed ... rather scared and surprised look from Shell
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He approaches and and takes on some wierd ' bear '
stance ...
Shell '... you just stay where you are Ahmed ... I'm
smoking '
Ahmed ' ... do you remember... I chose my two ...
you and Emma ... '
[ Chose for what we can only choose not to imagine
]
Shell shrieks, points at him and says ' Stay back
... stay back ... stay back Ahmed ... stay back ' [ her look of
mild fear remains ] ... |
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He claps, makes more evil laughter noises ... He moves about as if he is going to charge at her ...
Shell ' Ahmed ... no ...no .... no, no, no, no '
Stuart says ' Ahmania continues .... '
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Shell ' Ahmed ... no ...no .... no, no, no, no '
Vanessa winks at Shell with a ' you've pulled there love ' look on her
face and gestures.
They all laugh and Ahmed sits down looking particularly satisfied
with himself.
Oh the humanity.
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