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Day 07 Thu June 03 2004 7:00 pm

Filthy Dirty Sex Tawk / I'm your back door man, the men DO know but the little girls DON'T understaaaaaaaand / Ham Shank

WARNING: This contains language not suitable for those with homophobia.

You have been warned, d'ya hear. DO NOT SCROLL DOWN. RIGHT ? K.

Adults ... read on ...

Victor - 'Has anyone ever seen one of the Geronimo? the pigskin condom? serious thing.. you use 'em, then you wash 'em out and you can use 'em again'

Vanessa - 'but can you feel anything?'

Victor - 'mega thick like, but you last a long time'

Emma - 'I'll be truthful, if I had a one night stand I'll use a condom, but if it's with my boyfriend I'll never use a condom'

Vanessa - 'really?'

Stuart - 'there's some erroneous data there chick'

Jason - 'yeah, but as you get to know someone.. after maybe six months or something..'

Dan - 'unless they?ve been tested you still don't know'

Stuart - 'yeah, but what about sexual history and all that?'

Emma - 'with sexual history yeah but you always go to the doctors every year or every three months..'

Stuart -'but you don't know his sexual history'

Vanessa - yeah but he has to go as well'

Ahmed - 'yeah but when you're horny you don't think about condoms. Come on.'

Stuart - 'yeah, but if you're going to have sex, then there is nothing you can't say to that person, because sex is like the ultimate thing, so if you're going to have sex, you can quite easily say... are genital warts like the same people get on their hands or something? or are they something different?'

Victor - 'I dunno and I don't want to know'

Dan - 'it's the same virus, but just a slightly different strand'

Victor - 'a lot of good looking women got taken off the market.. yunno'

Jason - 'I've never had any sexual diseases'

Ahmed - 'how many people here have sex without condoms? at least once or twice in their life?'

Shell - 'not until I knew it was absolutely safe to, never, never ever'

Victor - 'I got head without a condom on'

Kitten - 'I've had lots of sex without condoms'

Vanessa - 'Can I be really open and honest? How do girls have sex?'

Kitten - 'I think all girls are different'

Jason - 'a really big dildo'

Kitten - 'not necessarily..'

Vanessa - 'I was just not too sure how gay women had sex.. but I've got two questions, I wasn't too sure how girls had sex, and you said (looking at Dan) you?ve had a couple of straight guys...'

Victor - 'they weren?t straight then were they'
 

Dan - 'no, no they were. They still are'

Vanessa- 'well you said usually they like to take the other role? and I didn't know exactly what you meant by the 'other role'

Dan - 'well sometimes I'll like it yunno.. the norm for me is either, fifty, fifty'

Vanessa - 'is that when someone takes you from...'

Dan - 'yeah, or I do it...'

Vanessa - '.. and what do straight guys usually perform?'

Dan - 'well if you find a straight guy yunno its 'my luck's in, I'm gonna get it tonight''

Vanessa - '...but what is that?'

 

Dan - 'in the backdoor'

Vanessa - 'they want it in the backdoor?

Dan - ' no. The whole point of scoring a straight guy is so that you 'get it' yunno what I mean?'

 

 

Vanessa - 'you get it up the bum by a straight guy?'

Dan - 'yeah'
 

 

 

Victor - 'but they're not straight though are they?'

Dan - 'yeah.. yunno having a glass of wine doesn't make you an alcoholic.. if I slept with Vanessa, it doesn't make me straight'

Kitten - 'I've slept with a few straight women and they've just been like 'whatever' or they've just wanted to try something or they've been pissed'

Victor - 'it's a good point... but they're still not straight though'

Dan - 'is anybody one hundred percent anything?'

Kitten - 'no they are.. I've slept with straight women who would never consider being in a relationship with a woman, but they've wanted to try it out.. for whatever reason they want to do it.. two girls having sex.. I've slept with a lot of women... and every women I've slept with has been different, some women like a lot of clitoral stimulation, some women like a lot of penetration, ehm.. it's been really diverse'

Vanessa - 'thing is it?s the same with every person'

Victor - 'is it like a dildo'

Vanessa - 'but you don't exactly go into a nightclub with your dildo in your handbag do you?

Kitten - 'I don't personally, some women like dildos, some women don't.. I've slept with women who really don't like penetration, it's really diverse'

Victor - 'what about you? do you like penetration?'

Jason - 'the man's straight to the point, that's what I like about him'

Kitten - 'if I'm in love with somebody yeah, generally I'm probably.. in terms of one night stands I'm usually not, no'

Victor - 'would you fall in love with a man again?'

Kitten - 'I've never have done, and I don't think I ever will'

Vanessa - 'I think it's interesting, there is only man and woman and I think it's interesting how it can all combine and be one sided...'

Dan - 'Well I blame the Greeks personally.. because that's where it's started.. they had the women for bearing children and the boys for the pleasure'

Stuart - 'for dudes, are there like pleasure sensors up your bum?'

Dan - 'yeah, you're g-spot is just up there, it's about an inch in'

Vanessa - 'do girls have g-spots up their arses?'

Dan - 'no'

Stuart - 'I don't understand'

Dan - 'your g-spot for a guy is just inside there, and the reason why it is, is because it's your prostate gland is situated, right up your cavity, so if you're getting stimulated there then you're stimulating your prostate gland and that intensifies your orgasm'

Stuart - 'so wait a minute, so can dudes have an orgasm from going like behind?'

Dan - 'yeah! and it intensifies your orgasm'

Stuart - 'so if you have an orgasm like that does that mean you 'produce' as in normal?'

Dan - 'yeah, but the feeling is more intense, imagine the feeling you 'get from an orgasm normally, but it's like times ten'

Stuart - 'so would you have an erection?'

Dan - 'times ten, times twenty, depends on the person'

Victor - 'and does more 'stuff' come out?'

Dan - 'no! but the feeling, the intensity of it is much more'

Kitten - 'it doesn't do anything for me, I've tried it, but I've known women who love it, like really love it, who really come for it.. a lot more'

Victor - 'love what?'

Kitten - 'up the arse'

Vanessa - 'if I struggling to come, if a guy like stimulates my arse.. it shoots out'

Dan - 'right'

(small group silence at this point)

Vanessa - 'but that's just different people, yunno... no, no, but what I'm trying to say is, if a guy did it all the time, then it would probably start bleeding, so I wouldn't like it'

Dan - 'you've got to be gentle to start with'

Nadia - 'but guys like it to be stimulated'

Dan - 'those guys who know'

Stuart - 'that is one thing that is not my bag'

Jason - 'nice sorta Spanish beads necklace is quite good, wouldn?t you agree Daniel?'

Dan - yes, beads'

Vanessa - 'how do you get beads up your bum?'

Jason - 'I've had girls do that to me'

Dan - 'special love beads, and what you do is you do is, for a guy you have them up there, and when you're about to come you get your girlfriend to whip them out, and that is when it is the most intense orgasm on the planet'

Vanessa - 'what is that?'

Dan - 'at the moment of orgasm if you've got beads, or a finger, whatever up there, you whip it out just at the time they're gonna come and that is the most intense orgasm on the planet'

Vanessa - 'really?'

Emma - 'and also, when you?re giving a man.. what do you call it?'

Jason - 'ham shank'

Vanessa - 'what's a ham shank?'

Jason - 'wank'

Dan - 'wank'

Vanessa - 'I'm so dumb'

Dan - 'it doesn't mean that you're gay or anything...'

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Kitten Got Evicted
Look at like a graph of it - Stuarts theory of reincarnation
Michelle and Stuart are in Bed - Snogging and ' Stuff ' ... At Least You've Kept Your Pants On
REVOLUTION !!! - Kitten tries to make the housemates rebel over the suitcases
Series begins 28th May
The inmates are in the asylum ...
Three Strikes and Someones Out - Emma tells Kitten she's selfish
Victor tells off Kitten / Kittens Spaghetti Bollocknese / Emmas New Career
You won't be getting your suitcase - Kitten ' reacts ', Kitten is called into the diary room after being told she isn't getting her suitcase.
You won't be getting your suitcase nominations / Kitten, in the jacuzzi, with the self destruct button

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Evil Green-Fish-Guts-Pool-Dunking and Fishy Cocktail Task.
Ahmed is Evicted, The housemates get naked to celebrate.
Yet more Ahmed moany childishness
Naked Michelles, Jam and Spanky Fun
Schoolchildren Task / Jason dressed up as Ginger Spice - Gingerly - Is this his ' punishment ' ?
Marco Evicted
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Nadia and Marco are up for eviction, then Big Brother gets evil and asks Becki to nominate a housemate who will then automatically be up for eviction - she nominates Michelle

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