REVOLUTION !!! - Kitten tries to make the housemates rebel over the suitcases
REVOLUTION!!! (yawn)
Kitten spends the early hours trying to organise a revolutionary / militia / strike / diaryroom attack since the fascist power has asked for the empty suitcases back so Kitten decides to hold them hostage until they will trade for hers.. Fascist bastards!
Kitten - 'I'm less worried about getting my suitcase back, I'm more worried about bucking the rules, so.. I dunno...'
Victor
- 'so are we all going to just bundle in the diary room?'
Kitten - 'yeah.. all twelve of us and just say 'we haven't made a
decision yet, we'll get to you tomorrow'.. but it's up to you how
you feel about it.. I mean... I think we're going to go in in about
five minutes, I'm not saying this because I 'care' about my
suitcase.. I'm just saying this because...'
Victor - 'you just want to piss them off?'
Kitten - 'I don't want to piss them off.. it's about like... I just
want to discuss the power of the dynamics.. but I dunno.. it's up to
you..'
Victor - 'you'd be a good Bond villain yunno love'
Kitten - 'yeah'
Victor
- 'we'll have a ruck'
Kitten - 'I know this sounds like ironic but I don't want to put
pressure on you guys.. ok so shall we go into the diaryroom? cause
if we're going to go we should go now..'
They all ignore her and discuss a bottle they found...
Kitten - 'are you going to come into the diaryroom now?.. I think
we're going to go into the diaryroom... in a minute..'
Kitten manages to get them all to go and stand their ground in the
fascist bastard dictorial diaryroom.. (yawn)
Five
minutes later they all come out
Kitten - 'I hope I didn't put too much pressure on you.. we'll see
what they say.. thank you, thanks for coming in.. thank you'
THE REVOLUTION HAS FAILED. LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION.