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Day 02 Sat May 29 2004 5:00 pm

You won't be getting your suitcase nominations / Kitten, in the jacuzzi, with the self destruct button

Big Brother in shehes evilness has decided that one housemate will not be getting his or her suitcase and that ... yes you've guessed it ... the housemates must nominate who this person will be.

The first to enter the room of doom is Ahmed.

After BB has explained the rules he nominates Michelle as she didn't have eye contact with him during a conversation.

Daniel in next ... he nominates Marco saying that Marco had said earlier that he didn't care if he got his suitcase or not

... Emma is next to be called to the Diary Room ...

She walks in, sits down and starts ...  ' I can't do it, I can't do it ...

Big Brother explains that one person will not be getting their suitcase " Is It Me ? " she says ...

She attempts to decide ' No No No I don't know oh god oh god no this is too 'ard, I don't know, for fucks sake, scuse my language, she questions BB over the process of nominating " is it someone I've not clicked with ... " she chooses ... ' god bless him, he's a nice guy ... Victor, I've not bonded with him, he's not on my wavelength, but then everyone's on my wavelength ... "

Kitten is in the Jacuzzi
 

Jason in next in ...

he nominates kitten because she has got a rebellious attitude, she likes to create chaos and rebel against the rules, just won't just relax and enjoy it ... and everyone is apprehensive enough already ...

Kitten is in the Jacuzzi

BB - " Would kitten please come to the Diary Room " ...

Kitten - " I'll go when I'm ready ... in my own time ... "

Victor is heard shouting from the living area "kitten just do it then you can go back to where you are "

A girl shouts " Do it for the girls "

Emma shouts " kitten we're not fighting a war "

BB - " Kitten for the final time ... "

Emma shouts " Get your tits out ... get your tits out ... get your tits out for the girls "'

Kitten is still  in the Jacuzzi
 

Marco is called to the Diary room

" I feel bad for nominating kitten cos she's obviously quite affected by this, I'm going to say kitten because I made a little joke about her to her, she did take it quite badly, she did lunge at me, so it's going to be kitten I'm afraid " ...

Michelle is next in ... " I'll nominate kitten, I wouldn't have up until 10 minutes ago, but I'm here for the fun side of it and I realise she's here for the argumentative side of it but I'm not so I'll nominate kitten " ... Nadia " oh my god  I'm panicking now ... I need my bag ... I'll go for the person who hasn't connected as much with everyone else, oh my god it's going to be so bad cos she's a girl and she's gonna need her clothes ... Michelle I haven't connected with her " ...

Shell  " can I have a minute just to think ? "

" big brother suggests you start thinking now "

Shell - " Ok, well I'm going to suggest.. Kitten.. because I think she is kinda low maintenance anyway.. so I don't think she's gonna miss having loads of make-up and she's the kind of person I wouldn't mind lending my stuff to' (flick knifes, CS spray, knuckle dusters etc) "



 

Stuart is next in ...


The cogs grind for Stuart during this complex mental agility test of vocalising a two syllable name.


Stuart - " ehm urrwurr what? so.. what? they just can't have their suitcase but...what? they just carry on? they just stay? so it's not a nomination? but? why? "

BB - " bigbrother has made the instructions perfectly clear Stuart...

Stuart now ponders for an academic period of time...

Stuart -" 'I don't really understand the process that I'm.. I'm supposed to be using.. but I.. can't understand, it seems a bit trivial to decide that someone won't be having a suitcase "


BB - " you need to choose the person that you feel least deserves their suitcase "


Stuart - " 'ehm...okay.. shall I make my decision? I think I'll go for Ahmed. I've seen him naked today, so I think he's most comfortable about doing without his stuff "

Stuart logic dictates that removing your clothes for a brief period of time dictates a lack of need for clothes.

Please look forward to future bouts of StuartLogic?

We are.

Vanessa answers big brother with " Kitten " less than a second after she is asked, stating her reason as being Kitten goes about things the wrong way to obtain 'maximum effect' Victor answers with " Kitten " even faster than Vanessa

Victor - " ehm.. she's got a few issues she needs to resolve basically.. I mean, she's not all there man yunno.. she's not all there to be honest.. she's mentally more at risk than the last slice of pizza at the celebrity fat farm club "

meanwhile Kitten has returned to the living area, where she sits possibly eating the inside of her own face.

Discuss this story on the forum : What do you think about the first ' evil ' - not getting the suitcases ..., Who would you lend your pants to ..., Who would you *borrow* pants off ?

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next:  You won't be getting your suitcase - Kitten ' reacts ', Kitten is called into the diary room after being told she isn't getting her suitcase.
 

Other stories from week 1

Filthy Dirty Sex Tawk / I'm your back door man, the men DO know but the little girls DON'T understaaaaaaaand / Ham Shank
Kitten Got Evicted
Look at like a graph of it - Stuarts theory of reincarnation
Michelle and Stuart are in Bed - Snogging and ' Stuff ' ... At Least You've Kept Your Pants On
REVOLUTION !!! - Kitten tries to make the housemates rebel over the suitcases
Series begins 28th May
The inmates are in the asylum ...
Three Strikes and Someones Out - Emma tells Kitten she's selfish
Victor tells off Kitten / Kittens Spaghetti Bollocknese / Emmas New Career
You won't be getting your suitcase - Kitten ' reacts ', Kitten is called into the diary room after being told she isn't getting her suitcase.

Recent headlines

Stuart has been like totally evicted
The Highlights Show Effect - Michelle fave with the bookies to go on Friday.
Evil Green-Fish-Guts-Pool-Dunking and Fishy Cocktail Task.
Ahmed is Evicted, The housemates get naked to celebrate.
Yet more Ahmed moany childishness
Naked Michelles, Jam and Spanky Fun
Schoolchildren Task / Jason dressed up as Ginger Spice - Gingerly - Is this his ' punishment ' ?
Marco Evicted
What a Smoothie - Stuart gets Immac-ed - Stuart is scared off cross-dressing ...
Nadia and Marco are up for eviction, then Big Brother gets evil and asks Becki to nominate a housemate who will then automatically be up for eviction - she nominates Michelle

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