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100% Woman Nadia has won Big Brother with 74% of the votes. Jason came second.

Day 69 Wed August 04 2004 11:28 am
Stuart has been like totally evicted
Stuart is like totally called to the Diary Room, told that he has like totally got the least number of like total votes, and is immediately evicted, amazing. After the worst interview of this series he is like totally re-united with Michelle.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 63 Thu July 29 2004 10:08 am
The Highlights Show Effect - Michelle fave with the bookies to go on Friday.
Jason continues to be a miserable unsociable housemate and expresses his ' contempt ' for the other remaining housemates, and ' most talked about ' housemate Michelle becomes the bookies favourite to go, ( after being a fave to win along with Nadia last week ) following Weds highlights show. Meanwhile Stuart and Michelle are all loved up again now they have been freed from their chains.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 51 Sat July 17 2004 6:37 pm
Evil Green-Fish-Guts-Pool-Dunking and Fishy Cocktail Task.
It's green-fish-gunk dipping night for the housemates. The housemates are split into pairs, one who will answer questions, one who will take the dunking. They all get dunked. Losing 15k. Then vegetarian Michelle is told if she drinks a cocktail of fish guts she will win back 10k. Bad BB. Bad.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 50 Sat July 17 2004 1:31 pm
Ahmed is Evicted, The housemates get naked to celebrate.
So Ahmed is evicted to a hail of boos and a rather crap interview for his ' Night with Davina '. Shells promised night of nudity occurs, with all the housemates stripping off and going into the Diary Room, except Victor and Jason, thankfully.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 46 Mon July 12 2004 1:35 pm
Yet more Ahmed moany childishness
Ahmed is still annoyed, and is trying to organise a coup, pronounced coop by Stuart. The housemates are not happy. Ahmed has apparently informed Big Brigadier that he wants to take Michelles place, leave Jason as a Sargeant, and also promote Victor. Michelle is not willing to comply with his wishes. Ahmed says he is being degraded by this task, when Victor tries to defend Michelles position, Ahmed ' accuses ' Victor of fancying her.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 42 Thu July 08 2004 1:30 am
Naked Michelles, Jam and Spanky Fun
The evening begins with Shells graduation party as Big Brother supplies them with some booze ... an evening of streaking from the Michelles and housemates licking jam off each others body parts results. Late night frolics begin as Nadia and Becki chase each other, remove each others undies, spank each other and then move onto Victor and Jason.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 39 Mon July 05 2004 1:16 pm
Schoolchildren Task / Jason dressed up as Ginger Spice - Gingerly - Is this his ' punishment ' ?
Housemates, For this week's task, housemates will be going back to school. If housemates successfully complete the task they will receive a privilege pass. This pass will be redeemable against a selection of privileges. If housemates fail the task they will not receive a privilege pass and they will not receive any shopping next week.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 36 Mon July 05 2004 1:05 pm
Marco Evicted
Marco has been evicted, and managed to send himself and his mother flying when he enthusiastically greeted her.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 35 Thu July 01 2004 1:34 pm
What a Smoothie - Stuart gets Immac-ed - Stuart is scared off cross-dressing ...
Stuart has decided he wants to experience the smooth silkyness of hairless legs. Michelle and Shell help him to realise this ambition.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 33 Tue June 29 2004 6:00 pm
Nadia and Marco are up for eviction, then Big Brother gets evil and asks Becki to nominate a housemate who will then automatically be up for eviction - she nominates Michelle
When the nominations results are read out, Michelle is devastated. Michelle received no nominations from the other housemates.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 32 Mon June 28 2004 10:41 am
RAWK!!! \O/ - The new Festival task
The housemates have a new task. A festival task. Big Brother has removed the kettle and toaster, switched off the cooker, cut-off access to the toilet, shower and bedroom and given them a portaloo. Big Brother has provided housemates with kiddies musical instruments and a ' Spinal Tap ' Stonehenge. If they fail this task the housemates will not get a shopping list to make next week.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 31 Sun June 27 2004 3:03 pm
Hi, I'm Becki - The new ' Superbitch ' Housemate
And we have a new victim in the house ... the housemates have mixed reactions to this new addition ...   ... read this story in full ...
Day 30 Sat June 26 2004 9:00 pm
Saturday Night Task - What a Conundrum / Spin City Knockers / Shell-(not)Shocked
Tonights task consists of three parts, Human Conundrum, Human Skittles and Human Buzzer.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 29 Fri June 25 2004 10:00 pm
Vanessa has been evicted, a landslide 86% of voters wanted her out. Vanessa has been evicted, a landslide 86% of voters wanted her out. What's it like to go to an eviction ? Find out on the forum ..." Now this is where it gets interesting. The warm up guy, attempting to get us to 'cheer' for Vanessa when she came out, then got us practicing our booing for a good 3/4 minutes under the guise of 'getting it out of our systems ... " ... read this story in full ...
Day 28 Thu June 24 2004 3:39 pm
Big Brother Says / Toilet Troubles / Jason uses exercise as a girlfriend substitute shocker !
Big Brother issues the house with a laminate explaining this afternoons fun activity ... earlier on Jason explains his fondness for exercise, and the house battles against Big Brothers refusal to give them more loo roll.   ... read this story in full ...
Day 26 Tue June 22 2004 7:35 pm
In a Galaxy Far Far Away - Todays Double Feature Movie Task
The housemates have been given the task of making two ' movies ', one a period piece, the other a sci-fi movie.   ... read this story in full ...
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How ' real ' is Big Brother
What's all this about Jason having a Nudity Clause in his contract ...  read this story in full ... and ... ‘ Clauses ’ Conspiracy Part 2 - What did Big Brother want from Victor ? They were allowed to practice the task ?
Fight Club unfolds  ... Day 21 Thur June 17 2004 02.00 am - A detailed breakdown of The Fight - Jason v The Lipgloss Bitches, Emma v Victor... read this story in full ...

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100% Woman - Nadias Transexual Troopers
Dans Fag Hag Posse
Chickenshit Irregulars
Bitchin' Blue Icing Bikini Brigade
Shells Pervy Peepers
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Was a Saturday nights task planned to truly stink  ... we smell horseshit ...  hmmmm.
Dan has been going on about how he has a secret ... he says it's not a big secret ... but a source close to us has revealed ... Dans secret ... not that big, but quite big ...

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